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Stupid gets hit by a truck by Tanooki-boy12, literature
Literature
Stupid gets hit by a truck
Stupid gets hit by a truck
Once upon a time there was this guy called Stupid. Stupid was so stupid that one day he wanted to run across a six-lane freeway with his eyes shut. So he got into his car and drove onto the grass of the freeway (which is probably illegal). Then he counted to ten and he ran. He was halfway across when his phone rang. Did he ignore it? No! He did not! He picked it up and walked up and down the freeway talking on his mobile phone, avoiding busy cars. That’s when he stopped walking and stood there. Then a truck came. BAM! Stupid, was hit by a truck.
The end!